Saturday, September 22, 2007
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Thursday, September 20, 2007
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Monday, September 17, 2007
Sunday, September 16, 2007
My Name is Tedman
My name is tedman. I got an amazing haircut today. So if you see me, stop by and say, "Hey tedman! Nice haircut."
Because I think that would make me really happy.
Oh, and while you're at it, give Eric 10 dollars. That would make him very happy.
Because I think that would make me really happy.
Oh, and while you're at it, give Eric 10 dollars. That would make him very happy.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Friday, September 14, 2007
Why Tedman uses Purell
At age 2, Tedman was born. Shortly after, at age 3.4, during a visit to Taiwan, he was recruited by a secret agent for the germs. This secret agent was called Smallpox (hence, Tedman's lack of height). Smallpox was on its last legs, mostly in part to the Smallpox vaccine. However, as it lay dying, it recruited Tedman to develop a killer supergerm that would annihilate the entire human race, except for maybe Batman.
At age 8, Tedman began collaborating with communist Chinese officials on how to develop a deadly virus. The Chinese were looking for a deadly virus to control their overpopulation problems. However, in one fell swoop and a swing of a tennis racket Tedman ruined years of research and was subsequently kicked out of China and shipped back to Taiwan. (The Chinese efforts finally came to fruitation of late with the arrival of SARS. They began testing in Toronto and it would have spread further if Marcus Nacic hadn't stopped it with the help of prehistoric velocity.)
At age 10, Tedman read in TIME magazine that the extended use of Purell will lead to the development of "supergerms." Purell claims to kill "99.99% of all germs." This leaves 0.01% of germs alive, stronger, faster, and smarter. Ever since then, Tedman has been using Purell in hopes of creating a supergerm. He has even begun recruiting other humans to start using.
Take a stand. Don't use Purell.
At age 8, Tedman began collaborating with communist Chinese officials on how to develop a deadly virus. The Chinese were looking for a deadly virus to control their overpopulation problems. However, in one fell swoop and a swing of a tennis racket Tedman ruined years of research and was subsequently kicked out of China and shipped back to Taiwan. (The Chinese efforts finally came to fruitation of late with the arrival of SARS. They began testing in Toronto and it would have spread further if Marcus Nacic hadn't stopped it with the help of prehistoric velocity.)
At age 10, Tedman read in TIME magazine that the extended use of Purell will lead to the development of "supergerms." Purell claims to kill "99.99% of all germs." This leaves 0.01% of germs alive, stronger, faster, and smarter. Ever since then, Tedman has been using Purell in hopes of creating a supergerm. He has even begun recruiting other humans to start using.Take a stand. Don't use Purell.
Quote of the Day 9/14/07
"Hey it's Rajesh, leave a message." -Raj
alternatively known as
"It's me, Saad" -Saad
alternatively known as
"It's me, Saad" -Saad
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Tedman is a giant robot.
Hard to believe, but its true. When you see him walking around, he may look like this:
But his true form looks something more like this:
While he can maintain his outwardly human appearance for days at a time, he must periodically revert back to his true form in order to feed.
But what does a giant robot feed on? The answer may surprise you in its simplicity:
Giant robot chickens.
Therefore, we must cleanse the greater Ithaca area of robot chickens in order to assure that Tedman no longer has a steady supply of food. After a few weeks of this, he will have to transform more frequently, and it is during these transformations that he is at his weakest.
Strike, my brothers, and we will defeat megatron once and for all!
I need to sleep more.
But his true form looks something more like this:
While he can maintain his outwardly human appearance for days at a time, he must periodically revert back to his true form in order to feed.
But what does a giant robot feed on? The answer may surprise you in its simplicity:
Giant robot chickens.
Therefore, we must cleanse the greater Ithaca area of robot chickens in order to assure that Tedman no longer has a steady supply of food. After a few weeks of this, he will have to transform more frequently, and it is during these transformations that he is at his weakest.
Strike, my brothers, and we will defeat megatron once and for all!
I need to sleep more.
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Updating the blog
I'm currently working my way through the html and changing a few things here and there.
Wish me luck.
Wish me luck.
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