Tedman is a giant robot.

Hard to believe, but its true. When you see him walking around, he may look like this:


But his true form looks something more like this:



While he can maintain his outwardly human appearance for days at a time, he must periodically revert back to his true form in order to feed.

But what does a giant robot feed on? The answer may surprise you in its simplicity:

Giant robot chickens.

Therefore, we must cleanse the greater Ithaca area of robot chickens in order to assure that Tedman no longer has a steady supply of food. After a few weeks of this, he will have to transform more frequently, and it is during these transformations that he is at his weakest.

Strike, my brothers, and we will defeat megatron once and for all!

I need to sleep more.